I remember a while back when me and the family were on our travels
We were heading to the security checkpoint at Cancun Airport I think it was
Minding my own business I overheard a guy having right moan at himself
"2 Dollars for a plastic bag?..rip off"
See, Mr Fusspot had his knickers all in a twist about having to put his 'cosmetics' in a clear plastic bag...
as to the security rules, you know?

In fact, the bloke REFUSED to pay that measly $2 (about £1) for his bag
Meanwhile, I must admit it was pure comedy gold to watch at how much of a fuss this guy was making
But the best part (well not for Mr Fussy Pants)
When he got to security...

he got all his cosmetics and stuff CONFISCATED
for the sake of a pound...1 english pound
I'd estimate he had AT LEAST 60 quids worth of stuff with him
deodorant, aftershave etc

The lesson for you, mon ami...is a VERY simple one
But crucial, nonetheless